January 2011
35 posts
Like a Boss [Gif]
imaweird:
haha
That girl who talks like a baby when she's around...
ifyouhearmehelpme:
what are you doing with your life.
Fucking YES
WatchI’m sitting here in a boring room
it’s just another rainy sunday afternoon
I’m wasting my time I got nothing to do
I’m hanging around, I’m waiting for you
but nothing ever happens
and I wonder
when I start singing a song and people join in.
janeko:
actoronstage:
Did I invite you?
wait this is flippin hilarious.
LOL still grinning from like…5 minutes ago.
LOL
missing you
You were of average height, had a classic handlebar mustache, green eyes, faintly yellow teeth, a chronic sunburn, and a massive bald spot directly on the top of your head. You spoke like a true New Yorker, pronouncing words like ‘coffee’ with a long ‘o’, and ignoring the ‘h’ in words like ‘third’, so it would come out sounding like ‘turd’. I first met you and was convinced that you would tell...
WatchOne of the first songs I learned… with a twist
Don’t let go
I’ve wanted this far too...
lol
What the hell is the point of girls putting dumb ten second videos on each other’s walls to say a “hi” and “I miss you” while they play a bad pop song in the background…
Nobody on facebook cares, I’m just thinking
SHUT
UP
and they’re acting all cutesy and shit and posing before the video starts recording to catch their face in the best light....
“They might tell you you’re on a nonstop flight
… Well I...”
– George Carlin, on airline announcements
“Here’s one they just made up.
Near miss!
When two planes almost...”
– George Carlin
“About this time, someone is telling you to get on the plane, “Get on the...”
– George Carlin
strangers
Can somebody suggest a blogging site where people can’t follow you or friend you or anything? I don’t mind that my friends can look through my posts but it bothers me that people I don’t even know can look through everything as well…
I wonder how
I wonder why
yesterday you told me...
In retrospect
Yes, we did indeed have our ups and down, as you so simply put it. Forget that it wasn’t red, I think it looks fantastic regardless and although I’m not the type to go out of my way to thank people, I hope this will at least give you a mild impression of how grateful I am.
Re-reading the note, I am forced to reflect on our years together, the times I mocked your outrageously large...
I felt it was an appropriate reflection of my last...
